why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

  • Me when my team wins a match: omg i love them, i love you, let me give you a warm hug and let's spread this hapiness all over the world and end all the wars and cure diseases
  • Me when my team loses a match: don't talk to me. if you dare to fucking touch me you'll meet the deepest hole of hell that lies inside me and i'm going to start crying so bad that you'll need Noah's Ark to get out of here alive
  • sebastiandebeste:

    "sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please




    when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

    " ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

    okay i see where you’re coming from, except no one deserves to be sad. so i think this statement is rude and incorrect. doesn’t matter who it is. people dont deserve hell. everyones past has shit. you’ve probably been a bitch more than once too. doesn’t make it okay for people to wish sadness onto you. 

    ok! i really like your point!!

    but consider this: suck my ass



    so is this a joke or what

    Anon or not and make me choose between:

  • Footballer : _________or______?
  • Club : ____________or_____
  • Wag : ____________ or _______?
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